Single woman ready love

MARRIAGE FOR PAPER-COMPANION (MATRIMONIO PARA LA CIUDADANIA) 28 Year old white male, fully capable of providing and sustaining a comfortable lifestyle for me and someone else, I would like to meet someone who i can become friends with and move into my home in exchange for marriage and UNITED STATES CITIZENSHIP you will live with me rent free and take care of me and i will take care of you...i speak little espanol, i learn new language fast..open to ANYONE SEEKING U.S. CITIZENSHP- SEND WITH REPLY i will then exchange numbers..

Married guy looking for a smart, woman for... something. Just as a warning to everyone who's reading this, this post is going to be another one of those annoying posts which seem to fill up personals. The typical unhappily married guy who's looking for extramarital sex. Except I'm not particularly unhappy, especially when it comes to the marriage. Things are going quite well actually, except for the sex life, which is . Failed efforts have been made to resuscitate it, but those don't seem to be working. Some sort of dark necromancy, which of course neither of us has access, are required at this point. We have talked about it, and very subtle hints have been made by both of us that perhaps this sort of extramarital thing is the answer. So subtle, they might be non-existent. But I'm going to choose to interpret them in the light most favorable to my desire to have sex with a different woman. So here I am on . Yes, I'm probably a cheating bastard who's making all sorts of excuses for myself, and I don't really know what to say to that. Other than this sort of thing is supposed to be really fun, so let's focus on that instead. What sets me apart from some of the other guys who post here, in misc. romance, and in casual encounters? I am and thin, and in a culture that values those two attributes so highly, I might as well take advantage of it even though I haven't done anything to bring either of them about. I'm shy, but once I open up, and I do very quickly when I'm meeting potential romantic partners, I'm a interesting guy. I'm a smart guy, perhaps a bit too well educated, somewhat witty. I'm literate, which isn't that common among these posts. I read a bunch, both fiction and non-fiction. I also write, again both fiction and non-fiction. I enjoying baking and cooking, and spending time outdoors. Though the outdoors hasn't treated me so well recently, so perhaps I'm not a fan of that. Music. Travel. Other things. This is turning into a list of cliched interests, that manages to remarkably content free! I suppose I'm not the most attractive guy. Tall and thin for sure, but I also look like quite the nerd. Which is probably not so shocking for an over-educated man (or woman) in their early-30s in the Boston area. I do generally dress quite well for work, and the nerd look appeals to some women (and men). So if it appeals to you, you'll definitely want to get in touch with me. I think that's enough about me for now, if you have any questions, me (obviously). So if you've read this far in the post, you're probably amused by the wit and originality of my writing but not interested in the actual content of the post, which is the bulk of the responses I've gotten the times I've written something like this before (shockingly, this isn't my first attempt). Which I find quite flattering! But, if on the slim chance you are interested in the content of my post, I'm looking forward to hearing from you. I'm just looking for someone who's roughly my age, I'd have fun hanging out with, and is also looking for a bit more excitement in my sex life. The last part's optional. In closing, I feel that I'm very impressive for a male looking for an extramarital affair on . I mean, I've looked at some of the other post, and you probably have to, and I think they speak for themselves. And let's not even talk about the guys who respond to the woman for man posts (Long story, but he short version is I was curious so I switched the gender on one of my posts. It seems most guys don't even bother to read before responding. Again, let me that I'm fully literate and will actually read and listen to what you're saying.). Perhaps this makes me seem like quite the asshole (along with the whole looking for an affair thing), but I'm really quite the nice guy once you get to know me. And I mean genuinely nice and respectful, not just passive- , entitled, and dull. That's it!

Your Sweetest Fantasy U like your woman tall beautiful and sexy...well you are definitely looking for me. I'm here so u can let your mind go free and relieve some stress. What you see fellas is most certainly what you get so why don't you hit me up so I can really show you how gracious I can be.. available 2.

Flashing? m4w Are you interested in giving a flash to a total stranger?
Im new to Newark Delaware and would love to meet some cute white females.
Maybe good-looking UD girls? Ill be around Main st this afternoon!
Maybe youll allow me to buy your bras after flashing?
Just send me a pic and let me know how much do you want.
Thanks